Slow Burn (2003? 2005? 2006?) from Johnny Web

What's wrong with this picture:

A film is made in 2003, with a budget of fifteen million dollars and a solid cast of players close to the A-list, like Ray Liotta and Taye Diggs. The cinematographer is the guy who did Memento and Insomnia. It features Star Trek's Commander T'Pol topless, thus creating curiosity and fanboy appeal. It gets a decent (6.1) IMDb rating.

Yet it takes two years to get to the Toronto film festival, and another year to make it to DVD - in Finland!

WTF?

 

Well, I haven't seen the movie, but there are some suggestions that it may not be entirely original.

Variety said, "What begins as a moderately interesting set of interconnected mysteries involving race and identity soon grows eye-rollingly laborious, not to mention increasingly derivative of Christopher McQuarrie's Usual Suspects script."

eFilm Critic was more direct: "Wayne Beach may have read in the ripoff handbook that ten years may be the official moratorium on when you can outright steal a major film from front-to-back. Although it’s easy to question why do it to one that’s earned the status of a modern classic, the one I would ask is – just how big are your balls? Interrogations and a Keyser Soze wannabe are enough to draw comparisons to the Oscar-winning screenplay from 1995, so why invite further ridicule by littering the third act with the near-exact same conclusion. From the belief that one character is Danny Luden, then another, than the interrogator’s realization that the first wrong guess he made wasn’t the last to the guy being right under his nose only to have a car waiting for him outside complete with flashbacks and the filmmakers having fun with chameleon metaphors and lens gels."

Reel Film Reviews went straight for the jugular, by calling it "a flat-out ripoff of The Usual Suspects."

NUDITY REPORT

Commander T'Pol shows her breasts. Thumbnails lead to larger versions.

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