Now & Forever (2002, or maybe
2005)
Now and Forever is a romantic drama
targeted at young teen and pre-teen girls.
A young white girl and a Native American boy are
childhood friends in Saskatoon. She even rescues him from bullies. As
they move into adolescence, she keeps him as a friend but can't see
him as a love interest, much to his chagrin. She wants to hang out
with the cool, rich kids. The coolest guy takes her to bed, then
arranges for his pals to gang-rape her, as movie cool guys so often
do. Luckily her friend rescues her, thus allowing her to run off to
the big city to pursue her acting career, as movie small town girls so
often do and presumably because they
don't make movies in Saskatoon? (Hey, they made this one, didn't
they?) Poor guy. Poor girl. He's obviously the right guy for her, but
she still can't cast him as the love interest.
Following the trail of movie inevitability,
she contracts a dread disease and returns to Saskatoon, but this time
neither her Cree friend nor his father, who is the eternally sage
aphorism-spouting movie chief, can save her. And yet, somehow, the
film tricks up a happy ending. Can you guess how? No matter how
outrageous your guess, you'll probably underestimate the
implausibility of it all. And I'm not exaggerating.
The script is weighted down by sentimentality,
phony-baloney respect for Native American mysticism, and a "sixth
sense" type ending, but even if it had played it straight it would
have been no better than a bottom-dwelling after-school special. Some of the words used by critics to describe it include:
"schmaltz," "hokey," "saccharine," "candy-colored,"
"cliché," and "hokum."
I was saddened to see that the director of
this film is Bob Clark. He made Porky's in 1982, which is one of
the most popular comedies of all time, the third highest-grossing film
of 1982, and is still the highest grossing Canadian film of all time.
He followed that up in 1983 with A Christmas Story, which is well up
there in the IMDb Top 250, and is usually considered to be the best
Christmas movie of all time.
1982-1983 must seem like a long time ago to
Clark. In those days he was used to reading his reviews and seeing
words like "best" amd "highest." He has now made a 180 degree turn.
His 2004 release was Superbabies 2, which is now
the worst movie of all time
at IMDb, and his 2005 effort was Now &
Forever. Actually, I guess that isn't quite fair. Now & Forever was
actually lensed in 2002, but the producers didn't really know
how to market it, and couldn't strike a distribution deal. It sat
around for three years before it received a perfunctory micro-mini-distro
in the summer of 2005 and a DVD release in November of 2005.
I am guessing that it would be considered a watchable film by young
women. Although I don't have sufficient evidence to make that
determination (only nine votes from the 18-29 group at IMDb, and none
from the younger group), the chart is
quite persuasive so far:
age |
male |
female |
below 18 |
no votes |
no votes |
18-29 |
5.1 |
9.8 |
30-44 |
5.9 |
7.1 |
45 or more |
5.3 |
5.0 |
That 9.8 is based on only nine votes,
but it is such a high score that one tends to feel it may be
indicative of a genuine trend, but if you are over 30 and/or lacking a
minimum of one vagina, I think I can safely advise that you are likely
to hate it.
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