Knots (2004)
A thumb WAY up for this hard-hitting "behind the
scenes" tell-all biopic of the
small but impressively hung actor who managed to use intimidating
violence and his powerful sexual allure to overcome a squeaky voice and a
bug-eyed stare in becoming one of the few character actors who could
open a picture (as Mr. Limpet, Mr. Chicken, and The Shakiest Gun in
the West), and finally in establishing himself permanently in
America's collective consciousness as the lovable deputy Barney
Fife.
Oh, wait. I'm thinking of Knotts!
Sorry.
Today's movie is Knots, with one t,
and while is isn't as good as the "two t" version, it does
have the significant advantage of not being a figment of my
imagination.
Knots is yet another "talking about relationships"
comedy. Six contemporary urban thirty-somethings get involved in
various sexual combinations with one another and the occasional
outsider. The familiar characters are all there: the couple with a
solid but boring marriage, the sexually predatory bisexual female,
the sleazy and sexually predatory male, the nice guy, the nice girl.
The plot, if indeed there is one, involves two
parallel questions: (1) what will happen to the married couple after
they both cheat separately with the bisexual woman? (2) will the
nice girl figure out that she belongs with the nice guy before she
ends up married to the sleazy guy?
Knots is pretty much like all of the other films
where the characters get together in same-sex pairs to discuss their
relationships with the opposite sex in dialogues inspired by old
Woody Allen movies. The one thing that really redeems the film, or
at least lifts it above the rest of the similar films to hit the
streets in the past ten years, is a hilarious performance by John
Stamos, in a well written role as the poster-boy handsome slimeball
who will tell women anything they want to hear in order to get laid,
often going to outlandish lengths to create his pick-up scenarios.
(To get the idea, think of the crazy stories Matt Dillon made up
when he was trying to pick up Cameron Diaz in There's Something
About Mary.) Thanks to Stamos, and Paulina Porizkova as his female
equivalent, the film stays funny and moves along briskly. The
sentimental moments are offset by humor and the characters are
credible and likeable - even Stamos and Porizkova as the horny
"villains" seem decent enough underneath their sexual obsessions.
A bit of nudity provided a plus for the film's
entertainment value. Paulina Porizkova showed her ex-supermodel
figure in some hot girl-on-girl action, and even Annabeth Gish
flashed the top of her bum in that scene. Tone Christensen appeared
topless in a minor role as one of the many women Stamos was
entertaining. Stamos himself flashed the ol' bum in a deleted scene.
Knots was first screened at SXSW in 2004, and was
received positively but could not attract a distribution deal.
Despite its lack of a theatrical release, it's not bad at all if
this kind of movie appeals to you.
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DVD INFO
- This DVD has a lot of features, considering
that the film was never distributed theatrically.
- There is a full-length commentary by the
director and Annabeth Gish
- There is a gag reel of outtakes, and a few
deleted scenes
- The transfer is anamorphically
enhanced for 16x9 screens, and is fairly good.
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