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BEST NUDE SCENES of 2006:
Balloting is finished
LITTLE CHILDREN
I suppose that nobody will accuse director Todd Fields of being a workaholic. After
considerable critical acclaim and many post-season awards for In the Bedroom in
2001, it took him five years to develop his follow-up project. The eponymous
source novel for Little Children is a complex story about suburban angst, an
ambitious literary effort which walks a fine line between condescending toward
its characters and compelling us to get involved with their lives. As one Amazon
reviewer noted, "Most of the individuals in this novel are hypocritical,
selfish, and immature. Nevertheless, Perrotta is such a gifted writer that he
humanizes the characters and makes us care deeply about them. The author implies
that even when we grow up and become parents ourselves, in some ways we all
remain ''little children' inside." The novel is filled with intricate references
and allusions to other works of literature. Sarah's book club is discussing
Madame Bovary, and the parallels between Emma Bovary's life and Sarah's own are
readily apparent. The work also uses some of the relationships between
characters to reflect upon
others. For example, the interactions of the suburban adults are pictured as
grotesque mirrors of the interactions of their children.
Sarah (Kate Winslet) is an unfulfilled suburban housewife who is married to a
dipstick of a marketing consultant and internet porn addict. She still seems to
define herself in terms of her failed Ph.D. in English Literature, but is
condemned to an everyday life of drudgery and motherhood to a three year old. Todd (Patrick Wilson) is an unfulfilled househusband who depends on his wife to
support them because he can't seem to pass the bar exam. He still seems to
define himself in terms of the star quarterback he once was, but is condemned to
a life of everyday drudgery as sole caregiver to a three year old. It isn't long
before Todd and Sarah realize that they are basically the same person with
different genital organs, and not much longer before they start rubbing
aforesaid genitals together, using their fleeting moments of passion to
recapture the adolescence they miss. A major sub-plot involves their
neighborhood's local child molester, who has recently been released from prison, and the
disgraced former cop who harasses and bullies the pervert and his mother. The
two stories intersect at various times, but the moments of intersection are not
outrageous stretches of our credibility, and are not even particularly critical
to the development of either story, so the film is basically structured as two
stories which unfold in parallel in the same neighborhood.
In order to keep the story as faithful as possible to its literary roots, the
film uses a PBS announcer to recite some eloquent prose from the novel. I'm sure
you realize that such a device rarely works. Words which seem eloquent and
stirring on paper often seem pompous, and insincerely rhetorical when spoken
aloud in a conversational context. I cringed when I heard the announcer
speechifying at the film's outset, and there were other moments when I thought
the technique
seemed artificial, but on balance I give the authors credit for keeping the
narrator's presence low-key and unobtrusive enough that it accentuated the tone
they were trying to maintain.
The script had to make some hard choices about how to treat the novel's tone
shifts between romantic drama and black comedy. Fields and the novelist worked
together to tell the stories as seriously as possible, trying to prevent the
main characters from being comic devices by making them real. It would be
possible to make both the child molester and the disgraced cop into cartoon
characters, for example, but the film wisely avoids this.
The decisions that they made worked in the sense that the film does bring the
viewer into the lives of its characters, and develops all the major ones in
multiple dimensions. The humor is there, but it is basically buried deep inside
the absurdity of the situations, and the script concentrates the scathing
condescension on a few minor characters, like Sarah's husband.
Unfortunately, all the decisions which maintained the integrity of the project
also made the film much too aloof and high-falutin' to have any significant box
office appeal, and the film's financial path walked along the same rickety
bridge as similarly worthy literary adaptations like The Door in the Floor. The
market for this type of film is not a large one. Little Children maxed out at
two million dollars in 30-40 theaters. If it is any consolation to the
co-authors, the general critical consensus was that the film was a significant
artistic triumph.
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MOVIE REVIEWS:
Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format. Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks
(even harder than the others.).
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Vamp (1986)
Vamp (1986) is a stylish, humorous vampire film partially inspired
by another film, After Hours.
Three college men take a road trip to attempt to hire a stripper
for a fraternity party, and end up in a club owned and staffed
entirely by vampires, with the exception of one waitress, Dedee
Pfeiffer, who knew two of the boys as kids. Robert Russler as the
slickest of the three boys decides Grace Jones, the head vampire, is
their woman, so he heads backstage to meet and hire her. Big mistake.
She takes a bite out of his neck, and is about to have him discarded
when she is told he had friends with him. At this point, it becomes a
chase movie, with all the vampires out to get Dedee Pfeiffer, and the
other two guys, one of whom is Long Duck Dong from 16 Candles, who was
brought along only because he owned the car. As payment for the use of
the car, the cool guys agreed to take him along and pretend to be his
friend.
The script was written over a weekend, shot in 25 days (much of it
at USC), edited quickly, and fully assembled for only $1.9 million. It
does not look at all like a low-budget production. Grace Jones brought
in her friend Andy Warhol to help decorate the set, and the entire
film was shot in green and orange lighting, giving it a very unusual
look. In addition to the distinctive appearance of the film, it is
populated with good character actors. I am sick to death of
vampire films and was entertained by this one
C+.
IMDb readers have this a little low at 4.9.
It earned only $4.9 million at the box office, but that was just
fine relative to the budget.
Scoop's note: Tuna and I seem to be
the only fans of this film. I also thought it was a decent little
flick. Review here. In
addition to the low IMDb score, Ebert assigned two stars, and Maltin
could offer no more than 1.5.
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Sherrybaby
At number 4 on this year's list of the best nude
scenes, here's Maggie Gyllenhaal in Sherrybaby. She was hot hot hot in this movie and frankly I
thought she would be # 2 to Gretchen Mol. |
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Notes and collages
The Celebrity Showers continue
Betsy Russell in Above Suspicion
Anne Heche in Girls in Prison
Phoebe Cates in Paradise |
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Michelle Burke in The Last Word (She was Connie Conehead.)
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Chulpan Khamatova in The Whore's Son (She was in the terrific
German film Good-bye, Lenin.)
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