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BEST NUDE SCENES of 2006:
Balloting is finished
MARIE ANTOINETTE
Another one of 2006's also-rans,
Kirsten Dunst's brief nude scene in Marie Antoinette.
There is some discussion that it could be a body double, but if so the woman
moves exactly like Kiki.
SNAKES ON A PLANE
Yet another 2006 near-miss, Samantha
McLoed in Snakes on a Plane.
RASSLIN'
The WWE's Victoria (real name
Lisa Marie Varon) getting her bum completely
exposed in a match.
WHATEVER
Model/actress Anna Mateeva being
prepped for a photoshoot. I'm not sure what this guy is doing, but I want to
fill out an application for his job. On the other hand, I doubt if anyone would
ever leave that job. "Hey, Jim, we're offering you CEO at a million per." "No
thanks, the tit-prepping job is more than enough for me. I can live on eight
bucks an hour."
OTHER CRAP:
Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.
MOVIE REVIEWS:
Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format. Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks
(even harder than the others.).
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The Rules of Attraction (2002)
The actual attraction rules, as near as I could
make out from this film, are as follows:
1) College students all have large muscle motor control
problems, primarily with their genitals (they have no control over them).
2) Attraction is never mutual.
3) Most college students at some point attempt suicide.
The real losers succeed.
4) Being a pusher is a sure path to popularity.
5) To be thought of as a slut, one must screw an entire
football team.
6) Women are free to loose their virginity to a "townie,"
but men aren't allowed to screw a slut (for slut definition, see rule 5).
7) College students never study.
8) College students seldom go to classes.
9) Teachers screw undergraduates unless they are still
married, in which case they just settle for blow jobs.
10) There are no morals that apply to Saturday night
parties, except the one about not screwing a slut.
11) Date rape is the most popular intramural campus
sport.
12) Running the same film forward and backward makes it
easy to pad running time.
By now you have some idea that this film is about sexual
success and excess, emotional and relationship failure, and heavy drinking and
drug use. The story takes place among a group of completely unsympathetic
liberal arts college students, both straight and gay, and focuses on two men
and a woman. One of the guys is now in his gay phase after having a non-sexual
relationship with the woman. He is now attracted to guy two. The girl really
wants her boyfriend, but, since he is off screwing his way through Europe, she
has her sights set on guy two, more or less. Guy two begins to think he wants
her, but violates the prime directive and screws a slut, who also happens to
be her roommate.
This was from Roger Avery, writer of Pulp Fiction, which I
enjoyed, but I hated this movie start to finish. Some agree with me, others
say it is brilliantly made with cutting edge camera tricks that mostly work.
So who is right? Everyone. Since it is skillfully assembled but not very
pleasant, the key to this film is whether or not you want to spend 110 minutes
with nothing but unlikable characters. I don't.
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The Godson (1973)
Today we wrap up our little mini-tour of
Uschi Digard flicks with caps and a clip from "The
Godson." Here we have Uschi having her hooters felt up, naked in the tub and -
look close - she just might really be doing it in the final scene.
Also from "The Godson" we have a delicious "Babe in Bondage" as
Jayne
Allyson is tied up topless in a short skirt and boots in an outdoor scene. Caps
and 2 clips of the delicious Jayne, who meets a not-so-good ending.
Jayne has only one other screen credit at IMDB, what a shame.
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Notes and collages
The Celebrity Showers continue
Betsy Russell in Private School |
..fret not you Betsy Russell fans, I'll be doing collages
of her in the future without this frosted glass
treatment....
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Dann reports on 4:
A strange tale of
modern-day Russia and its people comes from....Russia, naturally, in this
2005 drama which is an in-depth character study of the country, the
people, and the frailties of both.
Two men and a woman, strangers, meet in
a bar. Like most people who meet in bars, they tell one another their tall
tales as time passes. Once they leave, the story splits in three
directions as it follows the people into the true drab and dreary
existence of their lives. Of the three, perhaps the most interesting
storyline is of Marina (Marina Vovchenko), who is summoned home to
attend a funeral for a childhood friend. The funeral, bizarre by Western
standards, offers more interesting insights into life in Russia, and some
of the customs.
Although this movie portrays the people of Russia
consuming far too much alcohol being oppressed by poverty and
living conditions which are very hard and bleak, director Ilya Khrjanovsky, who lives in Russia,
claims that conditions are far worse, and the people drink far more
than the levels he portrayed in the movie. Hard to believe. In any case,
it's an interesting portrait of the country and its people.
Incidentally, I have no idea why the title is "4",
given that there were three central characters. Maybe they lost one
during production.
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I guess it is
Isild Le Besco week over at Le Palace de Skin. Here's even more
of her, this time in a new film, Wild Camp
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Anadela Reguera
is the lead actress in Nacho Libre. Here she shows a hint of
forbidden flesh in Por la Libre
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Here are some more from
Tripping Over, that OZ/UK series. First, the nudity ...
Alexandra Moen ... |
and then a bit of tease from Rebecca Gibney |
Candice Bergen
in her younger days, in Soldier Blue. If you want to be charitable,
you could say that her ability as a serious actress presented no
competition to Meryl Streep. If you want to be honest, you might add
that it didn't even provide competition to Ali McGraw.
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Naomie
Harris in Miami Vice |
Eva Amurri is Susan Sarandon's daughter,
and she certainly seems to have inherited the family ... er ... hope
chest. |
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