Saturday, December 16, 2006

Uncle Scoopy's Guest House is an abbreviated version of the Fun House, minus the thumbnails, and with the pictures/videos zipped and hosted by Rapidshare instead of locally.

BEST NUDE SCENES of 2006:

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Shortbus (2006)

 

More clips from Shortbus. This time it's LC's versions.

* Here's Sook Yin Lee. (Four .avis zipped together).

* Here's two other women (Shanti Carson and Lindsay Beamish) and an orgy. (Three .avis zipped together).

 

 

 Edmond (2006)

Here's Bai Ling in Edmond (2006).  (Tuna's review.)  Mr. Skin picked this as one of his best ten nude scenes of 2006, and I would as well,  if I were to create a personal list rather than summarizing the poll results, but she's not very popular with our voters. She finished tied for 21st in the balloting, one vote short of the list.  (Zipped .avi)

 

 

 

OTHER CRAP:

Catch the deluxe version of Other Crap in real time, with all the bells and whistles, here.

 

 

 

MOVIE REVIEWS:

Yellow asterisk: funny (maybe). White asterisk: expanded format. Blue asterisk: not mine. No asterisk: it probably sucks (even harder than the others.).
 

 
 

SuperVixens (1975)

SuperVixens is a Russ Meyer extravaganza.

Charles Pins plays a mild-mannered young man working in a gas station. As the film opens, the large-breasted Christie Hartburg is a customer trying to seduce him. Meanwhile, his large-breasted significant other, Shari Eubank, is calling him and accusing him of cheating. She demands that he come home and service her immediately. When he can't rise to the occasion, she starts berating him. He tries to leave, but she starts attacking his prize pick-up truck with an ax, so he drags her back into the house kicking and screaming. A helpful neighbor calls the police, and an especially sleazy officer arrives, knocks our hero out, and sends Shari to the hospital. When she returns home, the police officer shows up. She tries to seduce him, but he can't get it up any better than Pins, so she starts berating him in the same manner.

Naturally he kills her. What choice did he have?

Pins is the obvious suspect, and hitches a ride out of town, but not before ducking into a bar run by the large-breasted Haji (Anyone notice a trend here?) and drowning her sorrow. The people who pick up the fleeing hitchhiker are a guy and his, dare I say it, large-breasted girlfriend Sharon Kelly. When Pins asks to get out of the car, the two beat him up and rob him. He is picked up by a farmer with an Austrian mail-order bride, the large-breasted Uschi Digard, who seduces our hero. Pins barely escapes the pitchfork-hurling farmer, and checks into a motel. Needless to say, the motel's owner has a large-breasted daughter, Deborah McGuire, who tries to seduce him. Pins runs, and finds a gas station run by (all together now) a large-breasted woman. This one looks exactly like his dead girlfriend, and is also played by Shari Eubank. It looks like our hero has found true love and peace at last, when none other than the murderous police officer shows up with evil intentions.

I will leave the "exciting" ending for you to discover. Those quote marks indicate that many reviews and IMDb comments praise the ending. It is possible that I am jaded, but I thought it was sort of a yawn.

So, who should see this movie?

Let's not always see the same hands now.

Yes, lovers of large-breasted women.

It will also appeal to Russ Meyer fans, and those curious about 70s junk cinema. Others may or may not get the occasional chuckle.

C.

IMDb readers say 6.1.

Nudity Report: Uschi Digard, Shari Eubank and Deborah McGuire show full frontal and rear nudity. Christi Hartburg shows cleavage, Haji wears pasties and a vanity patch, and Sharon Kelly exposes one breast briefly.

 

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Below the Belt (1971)

When it came to 70's "Sexploitation" films, the woman with the most recognizable chest had to be Uschi Digard, who has more than 100 credits at IMDB under many different names. Uschi was born in North Dakota in 1948 but moved to Scandinavia as a child. Returning to the USA in 1966, she was on her way to a career that lasted through the late 80's.  The 70's were especially great for these "Sexploitation" classics.

Today we return to "Below the Belt." Uschi has a lovemaking scene by the pool as she reveals all in these 6  .wmv clips zipped together.

 

 

 

 
 

 

Surf School (2006)



Español

Sinopsis:

¿Qué haces cuando eres nuevo en un instituto del Sur de California y tu clase se va de fin de curso a Costa Rica y en tu vida has hablado del surf? ¡Pues apuntarse a clases de surf! ¿Y si hay tres suecas obsesionadas sexualmente por los surfistas americanos? Entonces, ¡te inscribes además en la prestigiosa competición anual de surf! Aunque no todo es fácil, y menos cuando el instructor, Rip es una antigua estrella de las olas un poco colocado. Rip intentara que los novatos surferos derroten a los "verdaderos" surferos todo ello envuelto en una aventura erótico-festiva.

Opinión:

Dicen que es una comedia al estilo de American Pie, pero es imposible compararlas ... quitando dos o tres escenas divertidas el resto resulta un poco aburrido a difrencia de las películas de American Pie que tienen dialogos de los más cómicos. Pero sin duda lo mejor de la películas son las actrices que hacen de suecas!

 

 

English

Summary:

It's senior year at surfing-crazy Laguna High in Southern California, and the senior trip is a surfin' safari to Costa Rica for the high school surfing championship. Five senior outcasts would like to participate, but they have two problems (1) they have no place to stay; (2) they can't surf. Hey, it's a teen comedy, so those present no problem. Led by a transfer student from back east, the misfits enroll in a low-rent surf school run by a burned-out surf bum, and they stay in a Costa Rican commune run by two former 60s radicals who are still wanted by the FBI.  Throw in three horny Swedish chicks, and you have an epic teen comedy. And who knows, our outcasts may just surprise the surfing world in the process!

Review:

The blurb says that this is a comedy in the style of American Pie, but isn't really possible to compare the two films. Excepting two or three amusing scenes, the rest of Surf School consists of music and boring plot development, quite different from the American Pie films which are filled with comic dialogue and funny set pieces. But without a doubt the best thing about the film is the sexy actresses who play the Swedish chicks and supplied the only nudity! Pay special attention to the Swedish chick in the blue bikini. It's Aubrie Lemon, from Deal or No Deal

 


 

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